Firstly, can I just say – re: the last chocolate in the box that I always manage to eat, as per my last post…Conveniently The Guardian just conducted its own survey – out of 6 boxes of quality favourites like Black Magic and Milk Tray, the one skulking at the bottom in 4 of the [...]

Well Jordan stormed out of the jungle after eating a kangaroo’s anus.  A low point, surely?  Or maybe not.  You decide.  Then the king of the jungle got arrested for killing a rat.  Hmm.  A sign this show has outlived it’s usefulness, perhaps.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, my inimitable agent Teresa Chris and I [...]